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the only moon monkey to eat a taco was the last one to eat a taco. its feet grew to the size of jupiter, and he could no longer wear shoes. shame shame, now hes in exile.
after being exiled to the end of the taco, the moon monkey died from foot fungus. how ironic. what a way to die. remember kids, healthy feet is happy feet, and happy feet mean that you get to live to a ripe old age. that is, if you actually want to get old. i mean, come on, who wants wrinkles and less bladder control and funky smells coming out of you everywhere? no one knows where the good stuff grows where the good stuff grows in the far planet of zafhogn! the navy doesnt dare attack that planet, they supply our country with scared hurgitars. only the crocogators would attack it, seeing as they only snack upon sacred monkeys from jungle tribes. thankfully, crocogators have no space-age transportation, and neither are they real. their motto is "watch out for pennywise the clown, he's a scary one!" i wonder who is scarier? pennywise or michael jackson... here's an idea! lets not find out!
i bet charlie brown knows, but charlie brown is not in town. the zerox machine zerox'ed him all the way to holland, where he is now having the time of his life at the heinekin plant. drink on, charlie brown!
in other news, the moon monkeys tried to take charlie brown captive because he was drinking too much heinekin. brown made a quick escape by tossing an empty heine bottle into the moon monkey's main computer unit, completely destroying their sneeezing system! damn you ashton kutcher! try more nachos later, maybe theyll come in handy against the rabid microchip salsa.
thank you for watching this special news letter. have a pleasant 8th of Screenville.
if this made any sense at all, then you will be self-destructing in .2346823479857g892342378t7t745234 of a minute!