I, Dolce who resides on Netherstorm on 1 of 4 characters and now on MC the test realm with the female warrior Dolce, am holding all of Mount Hyjal for ransom!
I HAVE PASSED YOUR RELENTLESS LEVELING MOBS TRIALS IN FLYING COLORS!
I slayed many a monster (or dodged them) and have climbed far more of a mountain than any man before me!
I decree unto you, for if my demands are not met, I will unleash Archimonde back unto this world in a plague only seen before....by uh, well, the other plague!
Myself and my faithful rezzer, Dolcesrezzer, shall eradicate any enemies who dare defile my sanctuary!
My demands are simple:
1. 16g sent to Kittkat.
2. A nice chocolate brownie with some sprinkles on the top.
3. The kick of Pwnn.
4. A child to feed upon. First or 2nd borns will suffice.
5. A guild called Cake or Doom.
6. Diab to put in server channel: "I dance to Alanis Morissette".
7. A 7th demand that which will be decreed upon later!
That is all!
-Dolce
(I know, I tried too hard)
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