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Old 07-02-2008, 01:48 AM
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Now just change the funny parts with the name Putra.


those are funny though
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:19 AM
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While riding one day a NE druid meets a Dwarf hunter riding along with a wolf and a sheep, and began a conversation.

Druid: "Hey, nice wolf you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
hunter: "Da wolf can't talk ya ninny!."
druid: "Hey wolf, how's it goin'?"
wolf: "Doin' all right."
hunter: Look of utter shock!.
druid, pointing at the hunter: "Is this dwarf hunter your owner?"
wolf: "Yep ,not only that he is my best friend!. "
druid: "How does he treat you?"
wolf: "Real good. we hunt all day day, he feeds me great food, and takes me to undercity and lets me pick out some new bones!."
hunter: Look of total disbelief.
druid: "Mind if I talk to your ram?"
druid: "me ram don't talk."
hunter: "Hey ram, how's it going?"
ram: "Cool."
hunter: Extreme look of shock.
druid, pointing at hunter again: "Is this your owner?"
ram: "Yep."
druid: "How's he treat you?"
ram: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
hunter: Total look of utter amazement.
druid: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
hunter: "Dat sheep is a #@$ %$#@ @#$%^%$ liar!"






So there were these three women sitting around having lunch and partaking in some "girl talk", and they're discussing their husbands in relation to their "love" lives.

So the first woman says, "My husband is a rogue, he does it from behind."

The second woman says, "Well, my husband is a warrior, and he has lots of stamina."

Then, the third woman says, "Well, my husband is a mage ... and for the record I hate polymorph."
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:55 AM
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Oh em gee. Raw full.

Okay here are mine:

Label on Epic Mounts.
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Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!
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Susie's Gnome buddy had been getting ganked for several months. Things looked grim, but she was in his party every single day. One day as he returned from the spirit healer, he motioned for her to come close to him. He /w Susie'd.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got shot by that Tauren, you stuck right beside me. When my gold farming business went under, there you were. When I lost my tokens from a rollback, you were there. When I got polymorphed into a turtle, you stuck with me. When I ran out of mana, you were still by my side. And you know what?"

"What" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:15 PM
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L0L I love dat last1!
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:25 PM
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What's the differance between a bouncing castle and a gnome?

you don't have to take of your shoes to step on a gnome
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these comics are awesome and funny(might wanna start at earlier comics rather then the newest seeing most of them are series of stories.

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i used to be a WoW gamer, then i turned to WaMMo, then i became a GM. then i quit went back to retail. trolling will remain unchanged.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:32 PM
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wow...even looking for group is taking part of the action w/ their latest comic....

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omg i cant stop crying it was so funny
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Old 08-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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Here it goes .

an orc a tauren and an undead were walking after a great batle when the orc smells something and he says:

Orc: What's that smell
Undead: Is it the corpses of our enemies rooting on the batle field ?
Orc: no i don't think so
Undead: is it the blood of our enemies in our swords ?
Tauren: Oh i think i step into a gnome......
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LOL i might have to change my pants after that one
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