RANDOM ST00F! Write the most random gibberish you can think of...

[doomman]

DAMN THOSE INCOGNITO PAPAYA FRUITS!!!

What do you expect? I'm being stalked by a pencil sharpener..... IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT! Twinkle, twinkle.... little star, how I like - OPEN BAR PARTIES!!!!!!

Da da da dum, dum, ba-ba ra dum, dum, THROUGH THE WINDOW, THROUGH THE WALL,

Yaaaugh deesh deesh deesh.... get low, get.....

Chewy sweets! I bet you won't be able to get a hole in one there Jimmy m'boy!

And that's how the ARIEL(TM) Ultrawash, with new added stain removers - crumbles.

[psychoman11]

i love this server it is awsome

[omgpally]

If you have something fattier your'e in Mexico!!!! or my house.......

[SoberAddiction]

So there I was... elbow deep in a chinchilla, Betsy was her name... things started getting a little messy so we moved our amourous adventures to the shower.... Who knew chinchillas were allergic to water?? It's ok though. Dead chinchillas can't say "No".

What??

[curlyqu]

Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us , the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding , we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.

Hokay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Isreal, Pakistan, Russia, the U.K. and Us...with nukes...(We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever).

Henyway, one day, we decides, those Chinese sonsofa*****es are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on it's way, China's like, "**** ****! Who the **** is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!"

Then France is like, "**** guys...we got ze missiles zey are coming! Fire our ****!" "But I'm le tired"..."Well, have a nap-zen fire ze missiles!!!"

Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "wtf, mates?" India, Isreal and Pakistan launch their **** , so now we've got missiles flying everwhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAHHH!! Motherland!" Then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh, chaps?"..."Righto"...

So now the U.S. is like, "****, we're dumbasses" . Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia's still like, "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us. And some huge meteor is like, "Well **** that"...

So, now we've got nuclear winter , heveryone's dead 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "wtf?"...But they'll be dead soon. ****ing Kangaroos.

But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii . Alaska can come too

The End!

[Meths]

I now officially have enough hookers and blow to go dog mongling.

[curlyqu]

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[Arabella]

the only moon monkey to eat a taco was the last one to eat a taco. its feet grew to the size of jupiter, and he could no longer wear shoes. shame shame, now hes in exile.
after being exiled to the end of the taco, the moon monkey died from foot fungus. how ironic. what a way to die. remember kids, healthy feet is happy feet, and happy feet mean that you get to live to a ripe old age. that is, if you actually want to get old. i mean, come on, who wants wrinkles and less bladder control and funky smells coming out of you everywhere? no one knows where the good stuff grows where the good stuff grows in the far planet of zafhogn! the navy doesnt dare attack that planet, they supply our country with scared hurgitars. only the crocogators would attack it, seeing as they only snack upon sacred monkeys from jungle tribes. thankfully, crocogators have no space-age transportation, and neither are they real. their motto is "watch out for pennywise the clown, he's a scary one!" i wonder who is scarier? pennywise or michael jackson... here's an idea! lets not find out!
i bet charlie brown knows, but charlie brown is not in town. the zerox machine zerox'ed him all the way to holland, where he is now having the time of his life at the heinekin plant. drink on, charlie brown!
in other news, the moon monkeys tried to take charlie brown captive because he was drinking too much heinekin. brown made a quick escape by tossing an empty heine bottle into the moon monkey's main computer unit, completely destroying their sneeezing system! damn you ashton kutcher! try more nachos later, maybe theyll come in handy against the rabid microchip salsa.
thank you for watching this special news letter. have a pleasant 8th of Screenville.
if this made any sense at all, then you will be self-destructing in .2346823479857g892342378t7t745234 of a minute!

[Ferun]

Mongolian prostitutes?

[curlyqu]

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